thirstfollower:

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hey my blog is almost a year old so I’m doing tumblr superlatives to celebrate!

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rules:

  • mbf me
  • reblog this post to enter

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categories:

  • most likely to trip in front of millions of people (2 people) 
  • most likely to get pooped on by a bird (2 people)
  • most resembles a my little pony
  • most likely to have the biggest d
  • most likely to become a model/stripper/anything that requires a tall and sexy body
  • most likely to have 50 children (2 people)
  • most likely to beat a world champion eater in an eating contest
  • most likely to have the biggest feet 
  • most likely to be a new character on smash bros (2 people)
  • most likely to call their teacher “mommy” or “daddy”
  • most likely to be a sugardaddy on the future
  • most likely to have a sugardaddy
  • most likely to win the lottery (2 people)
  • most likely to become an alcoholic (2 people)

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judging

  • I’ll be looking through people’s blogs for their content, tagged/mes, about pages, and anything else that gives me info about the type of person you are.

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rewards:

  • follow back from me
  • my friendship 
  • selfie reblogs, promos to 20k, text post reblogs for a whole month
  • a link on my sidebar
  • html and banner making help 
  • anything you want that doesn’t involve me being illegal and spending money

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I’ll be choosing the winner on May 2nd (the day that marks me having this piece of shit for one year) so good luck to everyone and please don’t be mad if you get a weird award

theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

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mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

lolzpicx:

That formula just goes straight to my hips…

lolzpicx:

That formula just goes straight to my hips…

boxlunches:

maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.

Lol I just

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

plixar:

hes a happy puppy

katara:

everything always happens so much

nosdrinker:

everyone who reblogged this is my enemy

nosdrinker:

everyone who reblogged this is my enemy

oldfashioneddonut:

"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"

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